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the only “hot action” going on in my bedroom is my laptop burning my skin

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

lokisbluebox:

wands-could-be-a-bit-more-sonic:

jamjalex:

do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH

Twenty six isn’t that much either. 

i tend to remind myself Hitler and his wife were like 20 years apart……

only people from this website would reassure themselves with comparisons to Hitler

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aquus:

yes i would like to sign up for AP napping

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To be eloquent is one of the few concrete goals i have in life.

clara-oswald:

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

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msjewbooty:

earthrebound:

msjewbooty:

WHAT DO CORN SAY WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPEN TO THEIR FRIEND

CORNGRATULATIOSN

CORN DOESNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE CORN CANT TALK

the corn just whispered to me that ur a little bitch

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